I'm 25, a physics student with the grandiose dream of some day working at a research university and teaching as little as possible. I'm also an enthusiast of: firearms, amateur rocketry, wilderness/primitive survival, woodcarving, metalworking, Romantic literature, philosophy, and being a good old fashioned science-fiction-reading-Dungeons-&-Dragons-playing nerd.

Ask and ye shall receive, maybe even an answer!

23rd April 2014

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slumdog-billionaire:

satouhachimitsuaisutea:

and-then-theres-haley:

kawaiidisneygirl:

unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

I THOUGHT DEER DIDN’T MAKE SOUND OH MY GOSH THIS IS ADORABLE

"YOU ARE SO CUTE"
"NEH!"

CAUSE OF DEATH: CUTENESS

THANK

Omg. The only deer I’ve heard sounds from before were adult males trying to get. Their sound is called a “grunt” but is somewhere between “throat-clearing” and “oh fuck a hairball.”

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23rd April 2014

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masterkfox:

guess which frame I gave up on

masterkfox:

guess which frame I gave up on

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23rd April 2014

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lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

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23rd April 2014

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Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:
When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.
When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:

When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.

When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

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23rd April 2014

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mei-gin:

sicsemperparatus:

buttsquadron:

Quality snaps from Dave

hory shiet 245 notes

nice dd

If that gets fired somebody just broke their pubic bone

mei-gin:

sicsemperparatus:

buttsquadron:

Quality snaps from Dave

hory shiet 245 notes

nice dd

If that gets fired somebody just broke their pubic bone

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22nd April 2014

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communismkills:

crazo3077:

deepfriedtwinkie:

archatlas:

Chinese Translation Fails

I wasn’t gonna reblog it but then the tiny grass was dreaming

I dunno how you top that

Execution in Progress is what got me.

I FREAKING LOVE ENGRISH.

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21st April 2014

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mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

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21st April 2014

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http://pinkiedash.tumblr.com/post/83385098148/stupidswampwitch-masooood-safeidgul-why →

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

I’ve been to a place like that, but their target demographic was primarily gay men, not straight women. It was called “Cock and Balls” and the logo was a rooster kicking a field goal. It had a bit more of a sports-bar feel than Hooters’ shitty sit-down vibe. All the waiters were athletically built and only had on track shorts, I guess because that promotes more wiggle-waggle than speedos.

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21st April 2014

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kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

"REGULAR" ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

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"REGULAR" ART

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FANART

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OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

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JESUS CHRIST

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TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

image

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

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LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

image

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

image

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

image

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

image

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

image

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

image

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

image

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

image

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

image

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

Source: bastealinghearts

21st April 2014

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